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Duchess #chihuahua

Duchess #chihuahua

Credits to Mannerson from Reddit for rewriting the lyrics from Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”, making it suitable for the ever tanky Chansey. :D

Please take note, that yes, I do NOT know how to rap properly at all, and English isn’t my first language, hence there are obvious diction problems. This was simply done for the fun of it, just for entertainment purposes, and for the love of Pokémon. :D

No Pokémon were harmed in the making of this video :)


Aaaannnd here are the lyrics originally written by Mannerson! :)

First thing’s first, I’m a healist. (healist)
Drop a screen and let my whole team feel it. (let ‘em feel it)
And I’m still in the faintin’ bizness.
I can Take Down, like I’m givin’ lessons in physics. (right, right?)
You should want a good wall like this. (huh?)
Drop an egg and pick it up just like this. (yeah)
Took an ace from Zangoose, and it crit.
High heals, Softboiled half my HP somethin’ real quick. (real quick)
Taking all the specials straight, I can face that.
Sleep Talk, we bringin’ TM 88 back. (what?)
Switch the hooks in, where your sweeps at?
Toxic killing, I know you hate that.
I’m so Chansey. You already know.
I’m overused tier, from Kalos to Kanto.
I’m so Chansey. A wonder to behold.
I’m legendary like a Ho-oh, oh, oh.
[Verse 2]
I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this
Can’t stand no noob trainers, and honest, the truth is
Your team is retarded, you’ve just been outsmarted.
Swagger? You stupid. You can’t stop what I dun started.
Get prize money on time, if they not money, decline
Swear they watching me so much, they got my match on rewind
Get prize money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can’t worry ‘bout no baiters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Sp.D. over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that E-G-G-Y, cuz my nature’s Bold
And my trainer’s up in here with Pokéballs to throw.
Trash the whole route, let’s get stuff at the Pokémart.
Build the best wall, feels so good blocking what I want
Yeah, keep on burning it up
Chandelure swinging, we don’t give a f***
So chill, like Vanilluxe.
Classic defensive, you don’t get to touch, aow!
[Verse 3]
Still standing, how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Heal Bell, stats off, can’t match that.
Look at it, bet you wishing you could catch that
That’s just the way you like it, huh?
And so good, you just wishing you could Bite it, huh?
Never switch out for nothing, faintin’ these hoes
Bold nature on the run like
Who that, who that E-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, E-G-G-Y
Who that, who that? E-G-G-Y
(Ho-oh, oh, oh.)